Eonen (![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif){kind=small} lady_eonen) wrote,@ 2008-01-02 17:26:00 |
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The British are, well, you know...
Good heavens, all the new British people at the workplace. If it wasn't for the 9-hour-long orgasm their accents inevitably induce, their takeover would be a hell of a lot more embarrassing. Wait a minute, what am I saying?
Today, a bunch of them are getting acquainted with my floor. Where we do tech support and no bullshit. Hm.
Brit guy: "Can I just pinch your seat for a moment?"
Me: "Not without getting punched in the... oh my god, ohmygod, of course, you can-" just a teeeeny bit of a second earlier than I'd have liked to have answered.
Really. Can they LEARN ENGLISH?
Kidding. 'cuz, clearly, I can't.
Good heavens, all the new British people at the workplace. If it wasn't for the 9-hour-long orgasm their accents inevitably induce, their takeover would be a hell of a lot more embarrassing. Wait a minute, what am I saying?
Today, a bunch of them are getting acquainted with my floor. Where we do tech support and no bullshit. Hm.
Brit guy: "Can I just pinch your seat for a moment?"
Me: "Not without getting punched in the... oh my god, ohmygod, of course, you can-" just a teeeeny bit of a second earlier than I'd have liked to have answered.
Really. Can they LEARN ENGLISH?
Kidding. 'cuz, clearly, I can't.
